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Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 20 Jan 2017, 13:28

PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby JichaelDick » 20 Jan 2017, 13:51

And Joe Montana–Elway looks stupendous on paper, but poor Elway was Westbrooking a mediocre Broncos team (their best skill guys: Bobby Humphrey, Vance Johnson, and Mark Jackson!) and snuck into the Super Bowl only because of Earnest Byner’s tragic last-minute fumble in Cleveland. They couldn’t make that Niners-Broncos spread high enough; it settled at 13 and Montana still covered it with 32 points to spare.


For a top 1% NFL fan, you'd think he'd know Denver pretty solidly whipped Cleveland to win the 1989 AFC Championship before the 55-10 clubbering. The Byner fumble preceded the Doug Williams Super Bowl.
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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby PhillyJim76 » 20 Jan 2017, 13:54

That was my president. Go fuck yourself Simmons
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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby Seahawks XL Champs » 20 Jan 2017, 13:55

JichaelDick wrote:
And Joe Montana–Elway looks stupendous on paper, but poor Elway was Westbrooking a mediocre Broncos team (their best skill guys: Bobby Humphrey, Vance Johnson, and Mark Jackson!) and snuck into the Super Bowl only because of Earnest Byner’s tragic last-minute fumble in Cleveland. They couldn’t make that Niners-Broncos spread high enough; it settled at 13 and Montana still covered it with 32 points to spare.


For a top 1% NFL fan, you'd think he'd know Denver pretty solidly whipped Cleveland to win the 1989 AFC Championship before the 55-10 clubbering. The Byner fumble preceded the Doug Williams Super Bowl.


Correct, and if he did have the year right, the Byner fumble was in Denver to boot.
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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby JichaelDick » 20 Jan 2017, 14:01

Seahawks XL Champs wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
And Joe Montana–Elway looks stupendous on paper, but poor Elway was Westbrooking a mediocre Broncos team (their best skill guys: Bobby Humphrey, Vance Johnson, and Mark Jackson!) and snuck into the Super Bowl only because of Earnest Byner’s tragic last-minute fumble in Cleveland. They couldn’t make that Niners-Broncos spread high enough; it settled at 13 and Montana still covered it with 32 points to spare.


For a top 1% NFL fan, you'd think he'd know Denver pretty solidly whipped Cleveland to win the 1989 AFC Championship before the 55-10 clubbering. The Byner fumble preceded the Doug Williams Super Bowl.


Correct, and if he did have the year right, the Byner fumble was in Denver to boot.


That's right. Jeez, I was one and I know that.
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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby mj3528 » 20 Jan 2017, 14:32

JichaelDick wrote:
Seahawks XL Champs wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
And Joe Montana–Elway looks stupendous on paper, but poor Elway was Westbrooking a mediocre Broncos team (their best skill guys: Bobby Humphrey, Vance Johnson, and Mark Jackson!) and snuck into the Super Bowl only because of Earnest Byner’s tragic last-minute fumble in Cleveland. They couldn’t make that Niners-Broncos spread high enough; it settled at 13 and Montana still covered it with 32 points to spare.


For a top 1% NFL fan, you'd think he'd know Denver pretty solidly whipped Cleveland to win the 1989 AFC Championship before the 55-10 clubbering. The Byner fumble preceded the Doug Williams Super Bowl.


Correct, and if he did have the year right, the Byner fumble was in Denver to boot.


That's right. Jeez, I was one and I know that.


If Byner doesn't fumble, it only ties the game and the Broncos have a chance to score before OT.
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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 20 Jan 2017, 15:40

Q: Given the ‘Hail Mary’ the week before and ‘The Throw’ this week, you’ve probably got a stack of mailbag responses the size of puffy Brendan Fraser about Aaron Rodgers. But here is one more. Has he entered the ‘Curry Zone’? For example, you’re not near a TV and get a text from Sal that simply reads, “AARON FUCKING RODGERS!” Is there anything that doesn’t enter your mind? Did he throw another Hail Mary? Did he make a roll out throw, running full speed to avoid a defender and place it on a dime to his receiver 54-yards away? Did he trip over the guard at the snap and throw a touchdown while sitting on his ass? It’s all in play until Twitter can give you the answer to what just happened!
 — Kelly, Louisville

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BS: Great point and that’s actually a fun list — football stars who would have inspired an all-caps text with an F-bomb as their middle name, followed by the recipient juggling about 20 different possible scenarios. Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, Bo Jackson, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Gronk, Odell Beckham (it’s true), Lawrence Taylor (on and off the field), maybe that one crazy Devin Hester year … it’s not a long list. Rodgers and Michael Vick are the only two quarterbacks on it. (Unless you want to count every Cleveland QB since 1999, for different reasons.)


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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby PhillyJim76 » 20 Jan 2017, 15:45

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Q: Given the ‘Hail Mary’ the week before and ‘The Throw’ this week, you’ve probably got a stack of mailbag responses the size of puffy Brendan Fraser about Aaron Rodgers. But here is one more. Has he entered the ‘Curry Zone’? For example, you’re not near a TV and get a text from Sal that simply reads, “AARON FUCKING RODGERS!” Is there anything that doesn’t enter your mind? Did he throw another Hail Mary? Did he make a roll out throw, running full speed to avoid a defender and place it on a dime to his receiver 54-yards away? Did he trip over the guard at the snap and throw a touchdown while sitting on his ass? It’s all in play until Twitter can give you the answer to what just happened!
 — Kelly, Louisville

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BS: Great point and that’s actually a fun list — football stars who would have inspired an all-caps text with an F-bomb as their middle name, followed by the recipient juggling about 20 different possible scenarios. Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, Bo Jackson, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Gronk, Odell Beckham (it’s true), Lawrence Taylor (on and off the field), maybe that one crazy Devin Hester year … it’s not a long list. Rodgers and Michael Vick are the only two quarterbacks on it. (Unless you want to count every Cleveland QB since 1999, for different reasons.)


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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby ctz31 » 20 Jan 2017, 15:54

PhillyJim76 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Q: Given the ‘Hail Mary’ the week before and ‘The Throw’ this week, you’ve probably got a stack of mailbag responses the size of puffy Brendan Fraser about Aaron Rodgers. But here is one more. Has he entered the ‘Curry Zone’? For example, you’re not near a TV and get a text from Sal that simply reads, “AARON FUCKING RODGERS!” Is there anything that doesn’t enter your mind? Did he throw another Hail Mary? Did he make a roll out throw, running full speed to avoid a defender and place it on a dime to his receiver 54-yards away? Did he trip over the guard at the snap and throw a touchdown while sitting on his ass? It’s all in play until Twitter can give you the answer to what just happened!
 — Kelly, Louisville

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BS: Great point and that’s actually a fun list — football stars who would have inspired an all-caps text with an F-bomb as their middle name, followed by the recipient juggling about 20 different possible scenarios. Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, Bo Jackson, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Gronk, Odell Beckham (it’s true), Lawrence Taylor (on and off the field), maybe that one crazy Devin Hester year … it’s not a long list. Rodgers and Michael Vick are the only two quarterbacks on it. (Unless you want to count every Cleveland QB since 1999, for different reasons.)


TOM FUCKING BRADY
-completed a 6 yard crossing pattern to Edelman. SAVAGE

.....on a "rub" play


Against a defensive formation they watched on video from a practice earlier in the week. Do what you got to to win.

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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby Briandong79 » 20 Jan 2017, 15:58

ctz31 wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Q: Given the ‘Hail Mary’ the week before and ‘The Throw’ this week, you’ve probably got a stack of mailbag responses the size of puffy Brendan Fraser about Aaron Rodgers. But here is one more. Has he entered the ‘Curry Zone’? For example, you’re not near a TV and get a text from Sal that simply reads, “AARON FUCKING RODGERS!” Is there anything that doesn’t enter your mind? Did he throw another Hail Mary? Did he make a roll out throw, running full speed to avoid a defender and place it on a dime to his receiver 54-yards away? Did he trip over the guard at the snap and throw a touchdown while sitting on his ass? It’s all in play until Twitter can give you the answer to what just happened!
 — Kelly, Louisville

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BS: Great point and that’s actually a fun list — football stars who would have inspired an all-caps text with an F-bomb as their middle name, followed by the recipient juggling about 20 different possible scenarios. Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, Bo Jackson, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Gronk, Odell Beckham (it’s true), Lawrence Taylor (on and off the field), maybe that one crazy Devin Hester year … it’s not a long list. Rodgers and Michael Vick are the only two quarterbacks on it. (Unless you want to count every Cleveland QB since 1999, for different reasons.)


TOM FUCKING BRADY
-completed a 6 yard crossing pattern to Edelman. SAVAGE

.....on a "rub" play


Against a defensive formation they watched on video from a practice earlier in the week. Do what you got to to win.

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So...you guys are mad that he didn't put Brady on or ...?
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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 20 Jan 2017, 16:11

Q: Given the ‘Hail Mary’ the week before and ‘The Throw’ this week, you’ve probably got a stack of mailbag responses the size of puffy Brendan Fraser about Aaron Rodgers. But here is one more. Has he entered the ‘Curry Zone’? For example, you’re not near a TV and get a text from Sal that simply reads, “AARON FUCKING RODGERS!” Is there anything that doesn’t enter your mind? Did he throw another Hail Mary? Did he make a roll out throw, running full speed to avoid a defender and place it on a dime to his receiver 54-yards away? Did he trip over the guard at the snap and throw a touchdown while sitting on his ass? It’s all in play until Twitter can give you the answer to what just happened!
 — Kelly, Louisville

BS: Great point and that’s actually a fun list — football stars who would have inspired an all-caps text with an F-bomb as their middle name, followed by the recipient juggling about 20 different possible scenarios. Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, Bo Jackson, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Gronk, Odell Beckham (it’s true), Lawrence Taylor (on and off the field), maybe that one crazy Devin Hester year … it’s not a long list. Rodgers and Michael Vick are the only two quarterbacks on it. (Unless you want to count every Cleveland QB since 1999, for different reasons.)


What....the fuck. That is so insanely stupid. There's only two quarterbacks on an arbitrary list that has Odell Beckham (it's true) and not Terrell Owens or even JJ Watt or Jadeveon Clowney or I dunno ANYONE BECAUSE YOU CAN FUCKING DO THAT WITH ANYBODY. RANDALL FUCKING CUNNINGHAM! ORLANDO FUCKING PACE! DERRICK FUCKING THOMAS!

What the hell is the Curry Zone?

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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby Rodney Farva » 23 Jan 2017, 07:32

MisterTambourineMan wrote:What the hell is the Curry Zone?


the shitty sadness bubble in which i reside?
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Make Mailbags Great Again 1/20/17

Postby TheWolf » 23 Jan 2017, 07:44

Rodney Farva wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:What the hell is the Curry Zone?


the shitty sadness bubble in which i reside?


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