Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/1/16

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Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/1/16

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 Sep 2016, 08:51

Here is a link to a Bill Simmons article about the Patriots and their chances of winning the AFC East football division:

https://theringer.com/new-england-patri ... .gbu8jvlph

I hope you guys enjoy enjoying this enjoyable read.
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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby ctz31 » 01 Sep 2016, 09:06

Gregs Kite wrote:Here is a link to a Bill Simmons article about the Patriots and their chances of winning the AFC East football division:

https://theringer.com/new-england-patri ... .gbu8jvlph

I hope you guys enjoy enjoying this enjoyable read.


Fuck me, i'm gonna have to hate read this. Will check in later. Or leave it to DTF.
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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby Incogneetus69 » 01 Sep 2016, 09:25

The ringer comes across like this;
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UeS-Xb5u4-U
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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby Incogneetus69 » 01 Sep 2016, 09:31

ctz31 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Here is a link to a Bill Simmons article about the Patriots and their chances of winning the AFC East football division:

https://theringer.com/new-england-patri ... .gbu8jvlph

I hope you guys enjoy enjoying this enjoyable read.


Fuck me, i'm gonna have to hate read this. Will check in later. Or leave it to DTF.


They both get a bit wordy but I would def read a Simmons article with mspaint perez Hilton type comments from dtf strewn about.

Simmons is an interesting thinker but it's hard to get through a column. So many of his weird traits come out that distract you and you can't get over them.
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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby ctz31 » 01 Sep 2016, 09:36

Incogneetus69 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Here is a link to a Bill Simmons article about the Patriots and their chances of winning the AFC East football division:

https://theringer.com/new-england-patri ... .gbu8jvlph

I hope you guys enjoy enjoying this enjoyable read.


Fuck me, i'm gonna have to hate read this. Will check in later. Or leave it to DTF.


They both get a bit wordy but I would def read a Simmons article with mspaint perez Hilton type comments from dtf strewn about.

Simmons is an interesting thinker but it's hard to get through a column. So many of his weird traits come out that distract you and you can't get over them.


I read that. It was predictably terrible and boring. That these idiots could make me bored hate reading an article about how awesome and adorable the patriots are is something.
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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby Briandong79 » 01 Sep 2016, 10:38

ctz31 wrote:
Incogneetus69 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Here is a link to a Bill Simmons article about the Patriots and their chances of winning the AFC East football division:

https://theringer.com/new-england-patri ... .gbu8jvlph

I hope you guys enjoy enjoying this enjoyable read.


Fuck me, i'm gonna have to hate read this. Will check in later. Or leave it to DTF.


They both get a bit wordy but I would def read a Simmons article with mspaint perez Hilton type comments from dtf strewn about.

Simmons is an interesting thinker but it's hard to get through a column. So many of his weird traits come out that distract you and you can't get over them.


I read that. It was predictably terrible and boring. That these idiots could make me bored hate reading an article about how awesome and adorable the patriots are is something.


They talked about it on the podcast with Cousin Sal. Simmons and Sal both think that the Bills would be the pick if someone were to somehow catch the Patriots. Joe House thinks it's the lock of the year to pick the Bills UNDER.

ETA: Upon looking at the article, I see that it's just a lazy rehashing of the podcast.
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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 01 Sep 2016, 10:40

Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Incogneetus69 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Here is a link to a Bill Simmons article about the Patriots and their chances of winning the AFC East football division:

https://theringer.com/new-england-patri ... .gbu8jvlph

I hope you guys enjoy enjoying this enjoyable read.


Fuck me, i'm gonna have to hate read this. Will check in later. Or leave it to DTF.


They both get a bit wordy but I would def read a Simmons article with mspaint perez Hilton type comments from dtf strewn about.

Simmons is an interesting thinker but it's hard to get through a column. So many of his weird traits come out that distract you and you can't get over them.


I read that. It was predictably terrible and boring. That these idiots could make me bored hate reading an article about how awesome and adorable the patriots are is something.


They talked about it on the podcast with Cousin Sal. Simmons and Sal both think that the Bills would be the pick if someone were to somehow catch the Patriots. Joe House thinks it's the lock of the year to pick the Bills UNDER.

ETA: Upon looking at the article, I see that it's just a lazy rehashing of the podcast.


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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby Dthefritz » 01 Sep 2016, 18:28

This is way too lazy and a mess for my normal approach. That said,

B.S.: We’re breaking out the double tight end offense that I’ve been waiting my whole Brady life to have. Martellus Bennett and Gronk.
J.H.: Well, you had it, but one of those guys is in jail now.
B.S.: No, but that’s the thing is there’s this misnomer that [Bennett] was this blocking tight end. He was an H-back. He was listed as a tight end.
C.S.: You had the tight end, which [allegedly] turned into a double homicide.

Ha! Nice try asshole.

The four-game suspension is throwing off all of these odds and meanwhile it’s like, Garoppolo, if you’ve watched him, is really good at throwing 11-yard passes. He throws tight line drives to tight ends. That’s what he does.

ZOMG, WHAAAA? the Pats backup qb can throw the ball 11 whole yards without compromising accuracy or zip? That's something that only every NFL QB can do (now that Tebow'so gone). I mean I agree with his point that the Pats offense probably won't fall off a cliff or anything, but look at the authoritative way he phrases this complete inanity. What a dick.
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Re: Bill Simmons Article in The Ringer about the Patriots 9/

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 10 Sep 2016, 17:58

Is this song about deflator-gate & how that kid lost heaps of weight?
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