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Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Jew Jitsu » 14 Aug 2015, 18:05

It's August 14th and Simmons still won't quit bitching over deflate-gate. Which occurred On January 18th. Let's see if Bill can go seven months cramping.
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Theny » 14 Aug 2015, 18:21

Jew Jitsu wrote:It's August 14th and Simmons still won't quit bitching over deflate-gate. Which occurred On January 18th. Let's see if Bill can go seven months cramping.


He's standing up for the little guy.
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 15 Aug 2015, 15:29

Theny wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:It's August 14th and Simmons still won't quit bitching over deflate-gate. Which occurred On January 18th. Let's see if Bill can go seven months cramping.


He's standing up for the little guy.

Yes it's unbecoming. I think he's just being a petulant cunt since he's now allowed to go after Rog. It's really boring shit to read or hear about anyway.
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Jew Jitsu » 15 Aug 2015, 16:01

It's August 15th and Simmons keeps cramping about deflate gate. Only a couple more days for the full seven months!
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby NotAndyGreenwald » 16 Aug 2015, 05:41

he prolly gives us the full year, to replenish his "homer cred".
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Gaylord2 » 16 Aug 2015, 16:38

Agreed with Jitsu, the guy is unbearable on Twitter.

Surprised HBO hasn't told him to settle down, he complains about it minimum 3 times a day, cripes everyone knows Brady cheated, just because Gooddell is an idiot, doesn't make anyone hate Brady, Boston or you any less...
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Dthefritz » 16 Aug 2015, 18:24

Hadn't checked in on his ongoing twitter meltdown, but it's just about as wonderful/horrible as you might expect.

If it was raining on me right now, and the NFL told me it was raining on me... part of me would wonder if it was raining.


Oh snap, pwnage alert.  65 year olds talking trash about obummer on Facebook are more incisive than this.

Off last retweet - Mike Florio at@profootballtalkhas done a terrific job covering Brady/Goodell. Same for@DanWetzelat Yahoo.


As for me, I've done a terrific job commanding loyalty from morons and pointing them towards good reporting when it supports conclusions I've already come to. You're welcome America.

NFL contends Commissioner had the authority to increase Brady discipline on appeal, so why didn't he?http://wp.me/p14QSB-9Pfh 


Because as everybody in the world has pointed out, he already way overpunished Brady.  There was zero need for further retaliation. Talk about a red herring.

Meanwhile the good people of Seattle had their team STOLEN from them by OKC and ended up becoming the NBA's ongoing arena extortion city.


"Good people of Seattle" - are you running for office you fucking kiss ass?

Last point - after the last few years of Goodell, it's amazing to me that anyone believes the NFL on anything. Literally, on anything.


Well you could note the obvious access/favorable coverage issue, or you could pat yourself on the back for realizing what every sports fan in America with a brain already does - tough call, not sure what I would have done.

It's a shame we can't vote for sports commissioners in 2016 like we do for president. Goodell would have Rick Santorum's numbers right now.


lol topical

Ask yourself this: would Adam Silver do THIS to one of the NBA's best players?


And here we have it ladies and gents - the "Tom Brady is too important to be subject to the rules" argument. It was only a matter of time before he actually let this one slip.  I think we're done here.
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Incogneetus69 » 17 Aug 2015, 11:09

He's tied his firing into this issue he won't drop it.

What I don't get is who gives a fuck about goodell? he's not the cheater or the woman beater. I could swear if he suspended guys like Ray rice a full season ppl would call him a dictator.
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 17 Aug 2015, 12:57

Goodell is making the owners billions, why would they want to get rid of him?
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Jew Jitsu » 17 Aug 2015, 13:01

On Sunday August 16th, Simmons DID NOT tweet about deflate gate. Is this the end of the streak? Will we not see a full seven months?
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Dthefritz » 17 Aug 2015, 13:49

Mario Speedwagon wrote:Goodell is making the owners billions, why would they want to get rid of him?

Because The Secret of money is that it's not about money.
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby nova » 17 Aug 2015, 13:51

Dthefritz wrote:
Mario Speedwagon wrote:Goodell is making the owners billions, why would they want to get rid of him?

Because The Secret of money is that it's not about money.


It's about the philanthropy.

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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Frank the Tank » 17 Aug 2015, 13:52

Deflategate was the final straw in me unfollowing Simmons on Twitter.
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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Gregs Kite » 17 Aug 2015, 14:56

Incogneetus69 wrote:He's tied his firing into this issue he won't drop it.

What I don't get is who gives a fuck about goodell? he's not the cheater or the woman beater. I could swear if he suspended guys like Ray rice a full season ppl would call him a dictator.


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Re: Bill Simmons Cramp Counter

Postby Incogneetus69 » 18 Aug 2015, 09:22

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