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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Dthefritz » 11 Feb 2017, 14:03

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Briandong79 wrote:Kevin Durant was a great guest. Like, startlingly great. One of the most honest athlete interviews I have heard, he calls out Simmons on his bullshit, very much worth a listen. Might be the best active athlete interview I've heard.

Kerr was fine, definitely more bland. Simmons could not get off Stevens' jock and how much Kerr learned from Stevens. I am about 40% sure it was a joke, but Kerr seemed annoyed enough (lots of fake chuckles) that I can't say it was a bit for sure.

Wait, what the fuck could Kerr have learned from Stevens? He was playing for Gregg Fucking Popovich when Stevens was an Eli Lilly intern. What the hell is this?


Kerr talked about watching various coaches when he was doing broadcasting.

Well obviously, watching games from the stands, studio or couch is more important than having played or coached basketball at any meaningful level. This is how our favorite Podcaster knows more about coaching than Mike D'Antoni with his 500 wins as an NBA HC, and a man who revolutionized NBA offenses.

Bill Simmons is a dickhole of cosmic proportions.


Steve Kerr, who has played and coached in the league, says he learned things from watching other coaches while he was broadcasting. You turn this into "Simmons is a dickhole because he thinks he knows more from watching basketball than people who have played and coached." I gotta admit, that's pretty impressive, even for you.

That is something gleaned from the type of nonsense he's been putting out his entire career, not something I've just pulled out of thin air from this one exchange on a podcast I didn't even listen to. The fact that I brought in Mike D'Antoni, who wasn't even the subject of this exchange, should have clued you in in on that. D'Antoni, of course, after having been dumped on by Simmons for years who said he was the worst coach in the league and should never get another job, is currently coaching a 3 seed in the West which has won 70% of its games after having been .500 last year.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Briandong79 » 14 Feb 2017, 10:24

Regarding potential trades for Melo:

Bill : The worst part of the Nuggets trade is that the Knicks traded away a bunch of useful parts and made the team worse.

Ten seconds later:

Bill: I still think the best trade is if the Clippers trade off all their side parts for him.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Gregs Kite » 14 Feb 2017, 10:29

Briandong79 wrote:Regarding potential trades for Melo:

Bill : The worst part of the Nuggets trade is that the Knicks traded away a bunch of useful parts and made the team worse.

Ten seconds later:

Bill: I still think the best trade is if the Clippers trade off all their side parts for him.


I confess I enjoy Bill Simmons' pod-cast immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. Listening to it is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Jew Jitsu » 15 Feb 2017, 10:16

Boy o boy isiah Thomas is sooooo awesome!!! Someone save this podcast for two years down the line when it's time to resign him for the max.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Mar 2017, 11:12

Looks like the Simmons/Magic feud is still white hot.

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After we taped the Luke Walton podcast - https://soundcloud.com/the-bill-simmons ... uke-walton … - I tried to convince Magic to trade Brandon Ingram to Boston for cash.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 Mar 2017, 13:51

Smile Magic, they cant see you!
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby the cheese » 03 Mar 2017, 13:59

Tuck your goddamn undershirt in Bill.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Mar 2017, 14:03

the cheese wrote:Tuck your goddamn undershirt in Bill.


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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby mj3528 » 03 Mar 2017, 14:21

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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 03 Mar 2017, 14:22

Simmons gonna catch teh AIDZ
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Dthefritz » 05 Mar 2017, 19:35

Gregs Kite wrote:Looks like the Simmons/Magic feud is still white hot.

@BillSimmons 1m1 minute ago

After we taped the Luke Walton podcast - https://soundcloud.com/the-bill-simmons ... uke-walton … - I tried to convince Magic to trade Brandon Ingram to Boston for cash.

IMO, it was a Simmons/Wilbon feud, and Magic merely took Wilbon's side. For those who don't remember, Mike talked down to Simmons on air like he was a little kid who had somehow finagled his way to the adults table at Thanksgiving, which in spite of my hating Wilbon as much as the next guy, I found pretty amusing.

Needless to say, Wilbon's people spun this as Simmons feuding with Magic, which of course makes Bill look much worse than if he just railroaded some other bloviating dickhead.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Incogneetus69 » 06 Mar 2017, 01:17

Wilbon isn't even a fun dickhead. He doesn't wink at the camera like cowherd or Bayless. He's just this old mean get off my lawn humorless asshole
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby Dthefritz » 06 Mar 2017, 09:02

Incogneetus69 wrote:Wilbon isn't even a fun dickhead. He doesn't wink at the camera like cowherd or Bayless. He's just this old mean get off my lawn humorless asshole

He is a perennial candidate for least likable sports media figure, which is a pretty crowded field. That said, Simmons being treated with complete contempt, regardless of it being by an even bigger prick, was amusing to me.
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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby JT99 » 06 Mar 2017, 10:17

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Incogneetus69 wrote:Wilbon isn't even a fun dickhead. He doesn't wink at the camera like cowherd or Bayless. He's just this old mean get off my lawn humorless asshole

He is a perennial candidate for least likable sports media figure, which is a pretty crowded field. That said, Simmons being treated with complete contempt, regardless of it being by an even bigger prick, was amusing to me.


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Re: The B.S. Report

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 06 Mar 2017, 10:24

JT99 wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
Incogneetus69 wrote:Wilbon isn't even a fun dickhead. He doesn't wink at the camera like cowherd or Bayless. He's just this old mean get off my lawn humorless asshole

He is a perennial candidate for least likable sports media figure, which is a pretty crowded field. That said, Simmons being treated with complete contempt, regardless of it being by an even bigger prick, was amusing to me.


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I was gonna say Albom but it really is hard to top Lupica's particular brand of douchebaggery.

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